"Yes, I’m a quilter. No, I won’t hem your pants." - Women's Relaxed T-Shirt

Let’s get this straight — people ask ask you about hems, and this shirt answers for you. Perfect for every proud quilter who's tired of relatives dropping off pants like it's a drive-thru alteration service. You're not running a tailor shop — you're crafting art. Loudly. With sass. And a very clear policy: NO PANTS ALLOWED.

Wear it. Point to it. Walk away.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Heather Prism Lilac & Heather Prism Natural are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Athletic Heather is 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Other Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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